this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react
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“[giggling] It’s a fucking bear! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! [laughs] Oh shit it’s right there!”
How I became a FOOD BABY.
This is the intro comic from my zine, you know the one. You can still preorder it here !
Luchie is amazing, did you know
white people are always acting up in asian restaurants
really tho, this white woman left cause she said her food was taking too long and even said “I could’ve gone to the grocery store and bought myself something” no ones stopping you from eating some ritz and cheese whiz jennifer.
It’s not about self-entitlement - if you pay for a service, you should receive it in an appropriate manner. If you want to generalize that white people are always acting up in Asian restaurants then let me generalize that Asian restaurants often treat customers poorly. An overwhelming majority of the ones I’ve been to are rude and don’t provide good service. Maybe Jennifer had a reason to be pissed
shouldn’t u be writing shitty reviews on yelp or something?
Like literally Asian food is hard to cook too…. Especially if you want the good good
We don’t just throw the food into the microwave and serve it to the customers. There are tons of ingredients that need to be cooked and mixed together in order and shit. Asian restaurants aren’t rude we’re just true to ourselves ain’t nobody be happily smiling like a clown ass while dealing with shitty as customers for 8 hours.
Asian food is harder to cook than American food like its a fuckin art: people gotta marinate things for days and spend hours making broths and that chow mein all y'all get. it’s not like Panda Express where someone is on the clock constantly cooking food to replace an almost empty tray. not only that but Asian restaurants are expected to charge low prices, even for the up scale places with ingredients from various parts of Asia. I go to a Cambodian restaurant that makes the most eloquent fish soufflé and they can only charge $9 because that’s all Americans are willing to pay for an Asian dish and it’s appalling.
if you can’t be patient with people who are providing you a service and/or food, even if you’re paying for it, then you’re just a shitty individual.
If you want food in thirty seconds get fucking mcdonalds
cute Shakespearean names to give your kids
- Olivia
- Viola
- Titania - “Titty” for short
- Goneril
- Macduff
- Dogberry
- Toby and then name your second child “Not Toby”
- Old Gobbo
- Doll Tearsheet
- First Player, Second Player, Third Player, and Fourth Player
- Lord Bigot
- Polonius
- Sir Andrew Aguecheek
- Monsieur LeBeau
- Simpcox’s Wife
- [exit, pursued by a bear]
- Froth
For those who don’t understand social anxiety:
-It is not cute
-It is hell
-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad
-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds
-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it
-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you
-Social anxiety SUCKS
-It keeps you from doing things you want to do
-It makes you feel like shit
-Stop romanticizing it
-Social anxiety is absolute HELL
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
- Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
- grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
- different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
- some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
- Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
- sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
- Some churches offer short term residence
- Find your nearest homeless shelter
- Look for places that are open to the public
- A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
- A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
- Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
- Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
- Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
- Local beaches, go for a quick swim
- Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
- Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
- Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
- first aid kit
- sunscreen
- a travel alarm clock or watch
- mylar emergency blanket
- a backpack is a must
- downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
- sleeping bag
- travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
- swiss army knife
- can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Halloween
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
- Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
- grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
- different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
- some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
- Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
- sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
- Some churches offer short term residence
- Find your nearest homeless shelter
- Look for places that are open to the public
- A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
- A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
- Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
- Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
- Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
- Local beaches, go for a quick swim
- Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
- Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
- Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
- first aid kit
- sunscreen
- a travel alarm clock or watch
- mylar emergency blanket
- a backpack is a must
- downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
- sleeping bag
- travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
- swiss army knife
- can opener
Reblog to literally save a life
if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles
Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.
Save a life reblog
i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess
also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.
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